Toon Fleet
Toon Tales
by Bart Hewitt
About The Toon Fleet
The modern Toon was invented by the ancient Greeks, who believed that Zeus (having two eyes, two big toes, etc.) favored boats with two hulls. Further, ancient Greek texts refer to a “shiny-kinda metal stuff (ibid.) of exquisite lightness (sic),” which modern researchers agree was certainly aluminum (haha). Thus the modern Toon, to be classified as a proper Toon, must have two aluminum hulls. A “toon” with any other configuration would be a hull of a mistake. Today’s Toon owners enjoy the amazing stability of the Toon, with its ability to slice effortlessly through the annoying chop created by other, more crudely-conceived power craft. The Toon’s ultra-comfortable platform deck design (cleverly conceived by ancient Greek Old People) is a marvel of ancient Greek engineering. And, a proper Toon must never, ever, have a sail. Watch this space for more exciting Toon facts.
