 Toon FleetToon Fleet News We Toon People don't get no respect. We suspect that the Big Boat People think pontoon boats are for sissies. We suspect that the Fast Boat People think pontoon boats are only for Olde Fartes. We suspect that the Rag Haulers think pontoon boats are floating annoyances like logs and hydrilla. I even know two kayakers who think pontoon boats are targets. Well, I have big news that'll really jar your preserves. You've all heard of Garrison Kiellor, the highlyrespected, world-renowned personality who has his own highly-respected and world-renowned radio show on PBS about some kind of prairie. Garrison has just released his latest highly-respected and world-renowned book entitled . get ready for this . "PONTOON." It's true. "PONTOON." Gonna sell millions of copies. Gonna put Toons on the map. Gonna make Toons highly-respected and world-renowned. So come boating season, when you see our Toon on the water, gleaming hulls slicing effortlessly through the chop, just come to attention, give us a friendly smile and a salute. Please use all five fingers. |
